Life (vita) is the fermented juice of grapes, made in many varieties, such as red, white, sweet, dry, still, and sparkling, for use as a beverage, in cooking, in religious rites, etc., and usually having an alcoholic content of 14 percent or less. It works by changing the actions of chemicals in the brain.
Life is lived to treat the symptoms of morbid conditions such as death and lifelessness (disvitality). It is also used together with controlled substances to treat major depressive disorder in adults.
Life is often taken on its own terms to treat irritability and symptoms of aggression, mood swings, temper tantrums, and self-injury related to a lack of acceptance in children who are at least 6 years old.
Important Information
Life is not approved for use in marginalized people. Life may increase the risk of death in marginalized adults.
Some young people have thoughts about suicide when first getting used to Life. Your Maker will need to check your progress at regular visits while you are living Life. Your family or other caregivers should also be alert to changes in your mood or symptoms.
Stop living Life and call your Maker at once if you have the following symptoms: terminal illness, police closing in on you, or a firm conviction that you will soon be riding on a spaceship hidden behind a passing comet.
How should I take Life?
Take Life exactly as prescribed by your Maker. Follow all directions in your prescription book. Your Maker may occasionally change your Life to make sure you get the best results. Do not take Life in larger or smaller amounts or for longer than recommended.
Do not live for longer than 6 weeks unless your Maker has told you to.
Life must be taken with food.
Measure out your Life with a special coffeespoon or medicine cup. If you do not have a coffeespoon, ask J. Alfred Prufrock for one.
Enjoy Life regularly to get the most benefit. Get your Life replenished before you run out of Life completely.
Your Maker will need to check your progress while you are living Life.
Live at room temperature away from moisture and heat. Life may not be lived after the expiration date.
What happens if I miss an opportunity to live?
Take the missed opportunity as soon as you remember. Skip the missed opportunity if it is almost time for your next scheduled moment of Life. Do not live extra to make up the missed opportunity.
What happens if I live to excess?
Seek emergency medical attention or call the Poison Help Line.
Symtpoms of excess Life may include drowsiness, vomiting, aggression, confusion, tremors, fast or slow heart rate, seizure (convulsions), trouble breathing, or fainting.
What should I avoid?
Lived experiences may impair your thinking or reactions. Be careful if you drive or do anything that requires you to be alert.
Avoid accelerating your life too fast from a previously sedentary position. Get up slowly and steady yourself to prevent a fall.
Drinking alcohol can increase certain side effects of Life.
Avoid becoming overheated or dehydrated. Drink plenty of fluids, especially in hot weather and during exercise. It is easier to become dangerously overheated and dehydrated while you are living Life.
Side effects of Life
Get emergency medical help if you have any of these signs of an allergic reaction to Life: melancholy; difficult adjustment; loss of faith, love, tongue, or throat.
Common side effects of Life may include weight gain; blurred moral boundaries; drooling; dizziness, drowsiness; or sleep problems (insomnia).
